Title | Author | Date | Rating | Comments | |
Infinite Jest | David Foster Wallace | July 13 | I was right. I said it would never stop, and it didn't. I read every page, and it hasn't. There's no ending. But I still loved it. It's huge, and it's great. It's full of tennis and dope and footnotes and it's just wondrous. | ||
Barrel Fever | David Sedaris | June 15 | A co-worker who listens to Mr. Sedaris on NPR lent me this collection of his short stories and essays. Highlights include "SantaLand Diaries," "My Manuscript" and one whose title escapes me. You'll know it when you read it: a mother of three writes a harried Christmas newsletter describing the hell that has become her life since her husband's half-Vietnamese daughter moved in. | ||
Couplehood | Paul Reiser | May 25 | I wish stand-up comedians I like would stop writing books already. This one's better than Jerry Seinfeld's, at least. That's definitely a plus. | ||
The Complete Maus | Art Spiegelman | May 23 | Today I spent a really surprising amount of time in the graphic novel section of the bookstore. I expected Maus to be hard to follow, being a story told in cartoons and (I'd heard) a pretty brutal Holocaust tale. Anyway, it's not as brutal as I'd thought; in places and in concept it's really quite funny sometimes. I enjoyed reading it. | ||
How To Win Friends And Influence People,
How To Stop Worrying And Start Living, The Quick And Easy Way To Effective Speaking |
Dale Carnegie | May 11 | While I thoroughly enjoyed the Dale Carnegie Course and believe it did me a world of good (I know it did a world of good for several of my friends, family and co-workers), I wish there hadn't been so much boring reading. Anecdote after anecdote, until you just want to scream, "I GET IT! STOP ALREADY!" Which I did. Repeatedly. | ||
Snow White, Blood Red | Ellen Datlow and Terri Windling, eds. | May 8 | I hope E.D. and T.W. never stop putting out anthologies. I really like most of the stuff they put out, especially the yearly collection called The Year's Best Fantasy And Horror. What a wonderful way to discover authors you've never heard of, as well as shorter works from established writers like Joyce Carol Oates and Ursula K. LeGuin. | ||
Trainspotting | Irvine Welsh | April 28 | What a startlingly depraved book. Hilarious, no doubt, just as the movie was. The morons who don't want high school people reading The Catcher In The Rye or fifth graders reading The Adventures Of Huckleberry Finn oughta take a look at Trainspotting for a real mind-warper. It was !&%$# great. | ||
Emma | Jane Austen | April 14 | I'm sure there's a reason Austen's novels are all widely read classics (except Mansfield Park, I guess; maybe I should try that one), but I don't know what it is. I didn't really like this as much as I fear I was supposed to. Perhaps I've been spoiled by the radical departure of modern literature from her form. I mean, I kind of like sentences that stop before they reach three hundred words. | ||
The New York Public Library's Books Of The Century | Elizabeth Diefendorf, ed. | April 1 | Another "Thing To Do" on each page. Some of them, obviously, I've already read, but I'm feeling very inferior because of what I haven't. | ||
The English Patient | Michael Ondaatje | March 20 | One of my favorite things about the movie The English Patient was that you were never really told, and never really sure, that the burned man was in fact Almasy. For that reason, and this is a rare, rare thing indeed for me, I liked the movie better than the book. Also: remember the confusing narrative structure of the movie? Multiply that by about fifteen, and take out the handy visual aids. | ||
Flashbacks: Twenty-Five Years Of Doonesbury | G.B. Trudeau | February 28 | My dad used to show me Doonesbury, starting when I was about ten, because when Mike was watching the news, something subtle would change in the fourth panel (like a Coke can turning into an ashtray), and I would see if I could find it. Since then, I've read every single strip. Most of the really great ones are in this book, with justifiably pissed-off commentary from everyone from Dan Quayle to James Watt. | ||
The Complete Gnomes | Rien Poortvliet & Wil Huygen | February 18 | I first read Gnomes when I was so young I wasn't really allowed to take my parents' books off the shelves. For anyone who's never heard of it, it's a scientific study of gnomes, with about half data and half marvelous stories. I love the one about the willow tree. | ||
The Sun Also Rises | Ernest Hemingway | February 8 | This is one of my favorite books. I love its characters; I love their names (Jake Barnes, Lady Brett Ashley - I mean, beat that); I love the bullfights, the infidelities, the life of leisure. Oh, well. | ||
Frost | Robin W. Bailey | February 5 | I picked this up in a used paperback store because I have some fond memories of a book by the same author (Enchanter), which I read during an important life experience. Neither of them (the books, that is) are all that great, though. Run-of-the-mill fantasy adventure. | ||
Mr. Yowder And The Steamboat | Glen Rounds | February 3 | This is a kids' book which I rescued from the Goodwill pile in my parents' house over Christmas. I remember it fondly for its adorable drawings and pseudo-ironic hilarity. | ||
Quiet On Account Of Dinosaur | Jane Thayer | February 3 | Another rescue from the charity pile. This book cracks me up, partially because we forgot it when we moved from Ohio in 1983, and it's about 14 years overdue at the Brecksville Public Library. | ||
The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Magician's Nephew, The Lion, The Witch And The Wardrobe, The Horse And His Boy, Prince Caspian, The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader, The Silver Chair, The Last Battle | C.S. Lewis | February 2 | I toyed with the idea of listing each of these 7 books individually, but what can I say, I'm somewhat lazy. I bought myself the new slipcased edition of Narnia for Christmas. It was the gorgeous Chris Van Allsburg cover paintings that caught my eye. Then I was intrigued by the fact that the books are now in a different order than they were when I first read them. In any case, they are as beautiful and magical as ever, and I will never outgrow them. | ||
Mary Engelbreit: The Art And The Artist | Author | February 1 | A beautiful book. Its editorial content is secondary to its encyclopedic collection of drawings from the greeting cards, T-shirts and posters I find so irresistible. | ||
The Dark Tower III: The Waste Lands | Stephen King | January 6 | A vast improvement over Volume 2, but still not as absolutely terrific as Volume 1. I enjoyed it, though. Its fun high points were the sucking portal house thingy and Blaine The Anthropomorphic Monorail. | ||
Amphigorey Also | Edward Gorey | December 25 | What is it with the third volumes of series? I don't know why I ever bother reading the second volumes. This is a vast improvement over Amphigorey Too. I really, really like this Gorey stuff. "For no very good reason, their activities remained unsuspected." | ||
Slapstick | Kurt Vonnegut | December 22 | I read too much Vonnegut. I can tell this is the case because I keep finding myself at a loss to find another synonym for "What a strange book." I have to admit it would be pretty cool if the government assigned us all new middle names to form us into artificial extended families, though, and I do brush my teeth with hot water. | ||
Thirteen | Remy Charlip & Jerry Joyner | December 17 | If I could only take x number of books with me to a desert island, I would definitely put this one in the pile. I've had this picture book literally all my life (well, since I was two), and unbelievably, I just noticed something I never saw be fore. I've never found Thirteen in a library, but I recommend the search strenuously. | ||
The Princess Bride | William Goldman | December 15 | As those of you who have done me the kindness of reading through my site before will know, this book is one of my all-time faves. The comic brilliance of its movie version notwithstanding, The Princess Bride is absolutely frigging great reading. | ||
The Return Of The Lone Iguana and At Least This Place Sells T-Shirts | Bill Amend | December 9 | I'm a big FoxTrot fan, and, judging from my e-mail, so are quite a few of you. Hopefully someday I will meet and marry someone who won't mind my set-in-stone desire to name someone Paige. If it weren't for Bill Amend, the exit of Bill Watterson's work would be weighing much more heavily upon my soul. | ||
Roc And A Hard Place | Piers Anthony | December 1 | One of the better Xanth novels of the last six or so. But if you're a fan, you'll read it anyway, and if you're not, you won't, so there's no point in talking about it. Xanth is one of my guilty pleasures. Whenever there's a new one, I buy it. I don't know why, it's just something I sort of have to do. Along with several hundred thousand other members of my demographic, I've made Piers a very, very rich and bitter man. I just hope he keeps churning these suckers out. | ||
Myst: The Book Of Atrus | Rand and Robyn Miller with David Wingrove | November 22 | This is a prequel to the Myst game, whose storyline, while impressive for a video game, was never much of a big deal. It's got a lot of interesting background, quasi-technological details about how the linking books work, and quite a bit of supernatural violence. Not bad. | ||
SeinLanguage | Jerry Seinfeld | November 16 | A short book. A funny book. Did I mention it's really rather short? | ||
Fugitive From The Cubicle Police | Scott Adams | November 10 | Although some will argue that the Age of Dilbert hath passed (and I do occasionally agree), this set earns its fourth star by including my all-time favorite Dilbert strip. Perhaps I will locate it for you so that you may share in its genius. Perhaps not. | ||
The Dark Tower II: The Drawing Of The Three | Stephen King | November 7 | Not as good as the first volume. I could do with more Roland and less of the other characters. | ||
A Prayer For Owen Meany | John Irving | October 17 | Another winner. I absolutely loved this book. It has, for one thing, displaced The World According To Garp and The Cider House Rules, which were tied as my favorite John Irving books. This is sad and affecting and wonderful. | ||
The Shipping News | E. Annie Proulx | October 13 | Very deserving of all the awards it won (including the 1993 Pulitzer Prize for fiction). I was thoroughly sad when this book ended. It's a perfect story. | ||
My Point ... And I Do Have One | Ellen DeGeneres | October 7 | She doesn't, really. I like her TV show, but it's only a sporadically funny book. I think she's just trying too hard. | ||
The Dark Tower I: The Gunslinger | Stephen King | October 3 | I'm so hooked. At least three people have told me this series is King's best work, and it's certainly damn close so far. This has all the makings of turning into an honest-to-goodness saga. I am very hooked. | ||
Amphigorey Too | Edward Gorey | September 29 | Terrific drawings accompanying wonderfully grotesque and maudlin stories. The original Amphigorey was better; I can't resist quoting from its highlight, The Gashlycrumb Tinies: "N is for Neville, who died of ennui." | ||
Coffey On The Mile | Stephen King | September 20 | Even after the first five chapters (and this was not the most unpredictable novel I've ever read), the last one really managed to surprise me. That slimebucket Percy finally got his due. I definitely would recommend the whole series, now that it's all available together. I just hope taking out the six-month wait doesn't ruin the suspense. | ||
Another Roadside Attraction | Tom Robbins | September 1 | I can't believe this was his first novel. This is great stuff. Giant metallic hot dogs. Psychedelic mushrooms. Government intervention. Secret militant monasteries in the Pacific Northwest. Baboons. And the body of Christ. Need I repeat? Great stuff. | ||
Night Journey | Stephen King | August 31 | The fifth part of The Green Mile. You really had to start suspending the ole disbelief in this one, but the tension was there, the story was there, and the cover was a nice shade of blue. | ||
Biblioholism: The Literary Addiction | Tom Raabe | August 25 | Not as funny as I'd been led to believe. For some reason, the author, while fully admitting to his own addiction to books and reading, gives the distinct impression that it's somehow a bad thing. The best line, though: "When you stop at a bookstore after work, thereby arriving home long after dark, do you lie, telling your spouse you were at a bar?" | ||
Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas | Tom Robbins | August 19 | I love this man. He is just the king of ridiculous metaphors. My favorite book of his (highly recommended) is Jitterbug Perfume. This one will definitely stick in my memory, though, not least for the bizarre fact that it's written in the second person. | ||
The Day I Became An Autodidact | Kendall Hailey | August 12 | Very stream-of-consciousness, kind of like a spoken diary. She started this at 15 and finished it at 20. She fell in love, traveled all over the world and became a novelist/playwright/screenwriter/actress/photographer. I'm sure she'll add more to her famous family's writings. | ||
Strands Of Sunlight | Gael Baudino | August 1 | This woman can certainly write, but this (supposedly final) book in the series that began with Strands Of Starlight isn't as good as the earlier ones. Five hundred years have passed, and the Elves are now in 20th-century Denver. I'm not into urban fantasy usually, but this is better than most. | ||
Hamlet | William Shakespeare | July 31 | I'm not trying to show off. This is just one of my all-time favorites. My copy, from The Yale Shakespeare (which is long, long out of print), also has about a hundred pages of notes in the back that add invaluable depth and history to the words. Great literature, no kidding. | ||
The Hippopotamus | Stephen Fry | July 27 | Even funnier than his first novel, The Liar, and less obviously disgusting. It still rides on that wonderful edge between offensive and funny. A lively and complex story that surprised me more than a few times with its twists and turns. | ||
Knee Deep In Paradise | Brett Butler | July 18 | Much more than just celebrity fluff; this is a very intelligent, aware and deserving woman who has found her voice. The story jumps around a lot, but, then, so did she. | ||
The Mystery Science Theater 3000 Amazing Colossal Episode Guide | Best Brains | July 18 | Eclecticism is the spice of life. I need to wake up every day and remember there are people in the world who are better than me at obscure pop culture references. Besides Dennis Miller. | ||
There's Treasure Everywhere | Bill Watterson | July 18 | Not as good as The Calvin & Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book, but I laughed out loud a dozen times, and had to shush myself. | ||
I Got Married if you can believe that | Jim | July 17 | The fourth in this brilliant series of cartoon books, after I Went To College and it was okay, I Got A Job and it wasn't that bad and I Made Some Brownies and they were pretty good. |
Jitterbug Perfume, by Tom Robbins | The Wind In The Willows, by Kenneth Grahame |
archy and mehitabel, by Don Marquis | The Gate To Women's Country, by Sheri S. Tepper |
The Catcher In The Rye, by J.D. Salinger | Daddy Long-Legs, by Jean Webster |
Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Dead, by Tom Stoppard (I also highly recommend the movie) | Landscape Of Lies, by Peter Watson (be sure the copy you get has the cover art - you need it) |
Redwall, by Brian Jacques | The Last Unicorn, by Peter S. Beagle |
The Virgin Suicides, by Jeffrey Eugenides | Winter's Tale, by Mark Helprin |
100 Years Of Solitude, by Gabriel Garcia Marquez | The Particolored Unicorn, by Jon DeCles |
Catch-22, by Joseph Heller | 84, Charing Cross Road, by Helene Hanff |
The Stand, by Stephen King | Grass, by Sheri S. Tepper |
The Neverending Story, by Michael Ende (get it in hardcover so the type is red and green) |
and Through A Glass Darkly, by Karleen Koen, which is crap, but I have my reasons. |